A colleague of mine forwarded this to me, and it's just too laughable not to share.
It amazes me that folks are as brazen as they appear to be at this company - £600 (nearly $900 US) on directory enquiries when online is free, £73 ($105) on photocopying a holiday brochure for the Maldives, a single £25 ($36) call to an, ahem, adult line, and eleven calls to Belize. News of the deep recession, which is hitting British businesses hard, must not get through to employees of this firm which shall remain nameless. This isn't stealing a post-it note pad; this is theft. I don't care how much you think your employer has "screwed you over" during your tenure, as a human, as an adult, this is just ridiculous.
I say go for the witch hunt - the ones taking advantage might be deserving of a karma boomerang.